Continuing on schools....

...not only are they trying to control our children, but they're also sissying our boys.
Yeah, I believe problems could be solved with talking...at least as a temporary patchup. Not everything is going to need a good fistfight, but I've seen some pretty heated rivalries cool down after a few slaps. Yes...slaps. Sure, they didn't become friends, but they never bugged eachother again.
We need those good ol' fistfights. "You have a good punch" "Gee, you could take one alright!" So there's generally three types of people that could be broken up into political theory.
Liberals-Never use violence, even if a guy is beating up a gal.
Conservatives-Violence is sometimes justified.
Neocons-Violence solves almost everything.
The faculty advocates liberalism while most students who congregate for a fight advocate neoconservatism. Then you have the coservatives who either don't pay attention or watch from where they are...maybe getting a bit closer to see or hear what's happening.
The liberals would jump in before anything could happen. The conservatives would break it up sometime during the fight, right before someone got hurt. The neocons wouldn't be happy until someone died.
Makes sense? I sure hope so.